amberdreamsoftomorrow:

skated0ntmasturbate:

5 minutes of ignoring my girlfriend..

This is not cute. At all.

amberdreamsoftomorrow:

skated0ntmasturbate:

5 minutes of ignoring my girlfriend..

This is not cute. At all.

Obama tells insurance companies to fully cover birth control pills, pisses off the fundies

iheartchaos:

Not like it’s difficult for the Obamas to piss off the fundies. Hell, they go full retard just hearing Michelle Obama talking about vegetables. But yesterday, when President Obama told insurance companies that they were going to start covering birth control pills with no co-pay, that pissed off the insurance companies, pissed off religious conservatives and delighted feminists.

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NO MORE EIGHT DOLLA CO-PAY, I LOVE YOU OBAMA, REALLY.

iheartchaos:

Mila Kunis chews out a reporter in fluent Russian

At a press junket in Moscow for the movie Friends with Benefits, a reporter asks Justin Timberlake what he’s doing acting and not making music. Mila Kunis, who is Ukranian, and lived in Ukraine until she was seven, jumps on the reporter and chews her out in Russian, ”Why movies? Why not? What kind of question is that? Why are you here?”

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I know how to have sex in french now, cool.

I know how to have sex in french now, cool.

I’m glad you found your own “indie,” music.

I didn’t want to tell you music because you wouldn’t like it. After I ignored you, how were you going to become hip? GOOGLE.

Thanks Google. You made a true hipster who admits to being a hipster because she likes to be “different.” She likes to be noticed.

JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC ELSEWHERE.
Do you even know who Robert Plant is? DON’T POST HIS PICTURE AGAIN, I WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, GENERALLY. I WILL FIND YOU.

I don’t like people. Not one little bit.

amberdreamsoftomorrow:

adolfhitler-:

WHY DOESNT SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPEN AT MY TARGET?!

WAAAY FUCKING BETTER THAN WALLY WORLD!

Lmfao are you shitting me.

This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.

(Source: wadx35)

makin’ these one day. Gonna throw a party thereafter

makin’ these one day. Gonna throw a party thereafter

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